Textologii

Ce se sugerase ca imprimeuri pentru tricouri, pentru teambuilding. Şi şefu a zis nu. Pune-i-ar cineva sârmă-n nas, dop de plută ars în cafea şi superglue pe chelie.

Pentru cunoscători, dar şi pentru wild guess-eri: “Care credeţi că se potriveau pentru Aky?” (dezlegarea coming soon.)


BOSS = Do right, never remembers! Do wrong, never forgets!
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Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
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I’m not drinking anymore! THEN AGAIN… I’m not drinking any less!
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I know what you’re thinking and you should be ashamed of yourself! (asta era iniţial prevăzută pentru Aky).
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Today the (in)voices told me to clean all the guns…*
Warning! I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
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Chaos + Panic + Disorder… My work here is done!
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I’m an Office Manager! NOTHING scares me anymore!
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I don’t have a license to kill… I have a learner’s permit!
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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
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I’m desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets!
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It’s always the quite ones!
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Nobody knows what true happiness is until they get married… but then it’s too late!
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So clever even I don't get me!


I may not be perfect but parts of me are pretty awesome!

I am not ignoring you, I just don’t give a shit!

Please don’t confuse me with someone who gives a shit!

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies!

Available for parties!

I get enough exercise just pushin’ my luck!

Avoid hangovers! Stay drunk!

All men are animals, some just make better pets!

What time does the 10 o’clock meeting start?

Nice girls don’t get the corner office!

I am the only one that speaks your language!

The answer’s “NO!” What’s the question?

World’s GREATEST BOSS!

Simply because nobody disagrees with you doesn't mean you're brilliant! Maybe you're
the BOSS!

I’m not bossy! I just have better ideas!

As long as I have you to blame, I'll never be WRONG!
ME BOSS! YOU NOT!

BOSS = Do right, never remembers! Do wrong, never forgets!

I didn’t say it was your fault! I said I was going to blame it on you!
Stop staring at my chest!

GOT WATER? (white T-shirt is a must…)

The wetter the better!

I haven’t had my coffee yet, don’t make me kill you!

Coffee. Chocolate. Men. Some things are just better rich!